Cream
Lyrics
Have I got something for you
’s Gonna solve any problem you may have
This is something completely new
And it works because it says so on the box
All the ingredients have really funny names
Like electro-magnetic liposomes
And the trush is they don’t make any sense
But they work because it says so on the box
Why won’t you try my cream
It will make all your freckles go away
It will bring your husband back
And it will fix a ruined dinner every time
Every time
Our million dollar TV ad is made
So you don’t have to think on your own
All the benefits are clearly laid out
And it’s the truth because we say so on TV
Why won’t you try my cream
It will make all your freckles go away
It will bring your husband back
And it will fix a ruined dinner every time
Every time
Why won’t you try my cream
It will make all your freckles go away
It will bring your husband back
And it will fix a ruined dinner every time
Why won’t you try it ’cause it works every time
Why won’t you try it ’cause it works every time
Why won’t you try it ’cause it works every time
Why won’t you try it ’cause it works every time
Why won’t you try it ’cause it works every time
